8. Come to Daddy (Pappy Mix) – Aphex Twin (1997, Warp Records)
This is a bit of cheat really because, ‘Come to Daddy’ pretty much cleared the dancefloor every time we played it but it does mean I can tell you about Benjamin.
Benjamin was a Bosnian chap and was one of the indie club regulars. He was primarily into rock music and would be one of the first people on to the floor when Jonny’s rock half hour starter. I say rock music, Benjamin was all about punk rock, and if you are reading Benjamin, this ones for you,
Basket Case – Green Day (1994, Reprise Records)
To be honest you haven’t seen dancing, if you’ve not witnessed Benjamin throwing himself around the dancefloor to that or something by Mudhoney. I consider myself to be a terrible dancer, possibly one of the worst dancers in the history of dancing, but if I am near the top of the bad dancing tree, then Benjamin is the branch above me. I say ‘is’, I should put ‘was’, because for all I know he may well be a qualified street dancer teacher by now, I’ve not seen him for twenty six years. I suspect he probably isn’t though.
Benjamin danced like he was possessed by a demonic force. Once he got going, the other dancers would back away from him leaving a sort of circle around him. His arms would flail around like a windmill fuelled by acid instead of wind. His head would bob all over the place, like one of those dogs that people used to put on the parcel shelves of their cars, albeit an extreme version of that. His legs would twitch left and right, his knees would jerk violently in different directions and his body would generally be contorted in odd but yet strangely beautiful ways. Folks, I am not making this up, it was not unusual for Ben to physically knee himself in the face at least once an evening.
It got to the point where the security guards were so bored of dressing Benjamin’s wounds from his dancing that they asked us to play records that he wouldn’t dance to. I think they even asked us to bar him.
We couldn’t do that, we all loved Benjamin and besides he was a party starter. He got people on the dancefloor, even if it was to just watch him try to kick himself in the face, but he was on the dancefloor then other people were on the dancefloor. In the winter term of 1997, Benjamin asked us, if we could as part of the rock section (well he asked Johnny as that was his domain – he owned the Punk Rock CD compilation album – which he genuinely found in a branch of the Co-op on a shelf next to some bleach and Dettol bottles, no idea why it was there, but it cost him £1.99) if we could play some thrash metal. “Play some Slayer or some Bolt Thrower” he yelled at us.
(oh go on then)
Attack in the Aftermath – Bolt Thrower (1988, Earache Records)
We didn’t have any Slayer or Bolt Thrower or any thrash metal for that matter but we did have the Pappy Mix of ‘Come to Daddy’ by the Aphex Twin, which according to Johnny (and the Aphex Twin agrees come to think of it) was basically ‘death metal’.
The first time we played it, the dancefloor cleared quicker than a swimming pool does when Michael Barrymore turns up in his speedos. Apart from Benjamin, he stayed, throwing himself around, jerking like he was being tasered, arms, legs and head all moving in different directions. It was marvellous.
The majority of the Aphex Twin’s music was never really staple indie disco fodder, largely because its either ambient noodlings or insanely glitchy techno drill n bass that makes your eyeballs hurt but I always tried to drop at least one Aphex track into any set I did.
So you can ‘See Also’ these three, because people danced to them, I’m fairly sure that very few of them knew that it was the Aphex Twin but there you go.
Ventolin (video edit) – Aphex Twin (1995, Warp Records)
On – Aphex Twin (1993 Warp Records)
To Cure A Weakling Child (Contour Regard) – Aphex Twin (1995, Warp Records)