His N Hers – Pulp (1994, Island Records)
“If you want I can write it down”
Points 157
Highest Rank 1st (twice)
Razzamatazz – Pulp (1994, Island Records)
‘His N Hers’ spent this entire contest in the Top Five, it swapped places with ‘Life’s Rich Pageant’ on an almost daily basis, and it was only the arrival of some high scores for the albums at one and two on the last day of voting that pushed it into third place. For a very short period, on the last day, it sat top and could have won the whole thing.
It would have been a worthy winner too, because ‘His N Hers’ is an outstanding album, the sort of album that sticks with you after one listen. That might be because it is packed full of brilliant songs, like ‘Babies’ and ‘Lipgloss’ songs that back in 1994, hinted that it wouldn’t be long before Pulp became one of the biggest bands on the planet, but as MJM#4 points out, that really shouldn’t have happened.
Lipgloss – Pulp (1994, Island Records)
“His N Hers’ came out of nowhere. The first three Pulp albums were savaged by the press and they really should have marked the end of the road for Jarvis & Co. Instead with their backs to the wall, they created an absolute masterpiece, one that laid the foundations for all that was to follow as Britpop in all its manifestations took hold of the nation”.
MJM#4 has a point, in October 1994 virtually no one danced when I played ‘Babies’ in the basement bar, some cool hip kids kind of did a dance to it – one that seemed to involve standing still and moving just one arm, whilst pouting, but everyone else ignored it and the (mainly) geeky boys doing that dance, did so alone. Six months later, ‘Babies’ took the roof of the place before Jarvis had taken his first breath. Girls, by the way, now seemed to love those geeky indie boys in their charity shop blazers.
Babies – Pulp (1994, Island Records)
If you don’t believe me here’s MJM#17 (one of the few female ones),
“I didn’t listen to ‘His N Hers’ until about five years after it had been released, I think I might have been 16 when I was given a copy of it for Christmas. After about two listens I was kind of obsessed with them and particularly with Jarvis Cocker. I used to sit in my bedroom and devour the lyrics, I scrawled them on exercise books, and I had a big picture of Jarvis on the back of my bedroom door, that, I kid you not, I said goodnight to every night. I loved the way that ‘His N Hers’ managed to address the agony of adolescent, tracks like ‘Someone Like The Moon’ properly nailed how heartbreak and teenage loneliness felt – it’s a stunning track. For two years, two years!!, I dated this lad because he ‘sort of’ looked like Jarvis (if I squinted – I mean he had cheekbones to die for, but unlike Jarvis, he was dull.).
Someone Like The Moon – Pulp (1994, Island Records)
It’s not just the teenage heartbreak though, it’s the way that ‘His N Hers’ created stories and weaved humour and ordinary (ish) situations into the record. Be it the way it mocks what the tabloids tell us what good looking looks like, or the way that it dealt with clumsiness of losing your virginity or the way that songs like ‘Acrylic Afternoons’ made you look at your neighbours in a different way, just in case they might be up for some under the kitchen table fun.
Acrylic Afternoons – Pulp (1994, Island Records)
Pink Glove – Pulp (1994, Island Records)
Which leaves us with just two records, and here is a lyrical clue as to which act we find in the Jimmy White role – and for once its not the Jesus and Mary Chain.
“Every time I thought I’d got it made”