Butterfly – Inspiral Carpets (1988, Cow Records, Taken from ‘Trainsurfing EP’))
The ‘STOP’ command was uttered by a bored eleven year old this morning. She is bored because I’ve told her that she can’t watch some inane video on You Tube which features some even more inane youths literally screaming the words
“OMG GOD THAT’S TOTES AMAZING”
around a New York Shopping Mall, and then giggling hysterically when some bequiffed lad in a Ralph Lauren polo shirt walks past them, looking gormless and irritating at the same time (quite an achievement). I don’t really mind what she watches on You Tube (I mean within reason clearly) but this morning we are supposed to be going out to get some Christmas presents (although I think it will be New Years Eve when you read this – more of that later) and its nearly ten thirty already and she still hasn’t had her breakfast. A few loud blasts of songs from my ‘drastically out of date’ record collection, should sort her out. Bearing in mind I still have the power to stream anything I like into her bedroom at any time of the day or night, it tends to work.
Anyway, evil parenting tips aside, its confession time. I try to cheat the stop command today. Usually I go with the flow and let the randomness of it all direct the finger of fate. But today I try my best to nobble this series, with a predetermined strike. It fails but I’ll tell you why I tried. I hadn’t wanted to cheat the series, and perhaps this is karma – who knows – but about twenty minutes ago, I was clearing out some emails – (I tend to get a lot more junk in the old inbox since I started the blog – even the No Badger Required Email address is barely ever used, the amount of emails it gets is extraordinary – and none of them are music related) anyway, one popped in there whilst I was looking and it was from a pub down in the darkest part of Devon called The Pigs Nose.
The Pigs Nose has become kind of famous for being the sort of place that famous people hang out. Damon Albarn owns a ‘farm’ nearby (I say ‘farm’ its more a rambling estate and massive manor house). Paul Simonon is a regular there and both Albarn and The Good, The Bad and The Queen have played gigs there in the past. Anyway, they are advertising their New Years Eve Party, which features this year a live performance from Utah Saints. I really want to go but know that it is going to be almost impossible. To make up for that I thought it would be kind of cool if the Utah Saints got pulled out of the cupboard. So I clocked where the only Utah Saints 12” I own was in the cupboard first and marked it with a bi of paper – that 12 inch by the way is this;
Believe In Me – Utah Saints (1993, London Records) – which isn’t their finest hour to be honest – but its still great in an indie rave crossover sort of way (and more of that tomorrow!).
So as I dragged my finger along the spines of the record I deliberately slowed down as it reached the Utah Sants record – I also moved my finger back a little bit as well and then the STOP command was boredly muttered and….my finger was clearly hovering on the twelve inch of the excellent ‘Trainsurfing EP’ by the Inspiral Carpets, which sits a few records to the right of ‘Believe In Me’ and is too good to ignore.
So I pull it out. It does momentarily pique my daughters interest.
“What’s Trainsurfing” she asks, followed by “Is it like normal surfing, only on a train”. To which the only answer is, yes, sort of. I show her a couple of videos on You Tube. She shakes her head and calls it “Stupid”, but I reckon if we could and it was safe and legal – she’d be first in the queue to try it.
The ‘Trainsurfing EP’ is one of three early Eps by the Inspiral Carpets that when I was a kid were something of a mystery because they were rare and highly sought after (the other two were ‘Plane Crash’ and ‘Cool as Fuck’- and I haven’t really considered the consequences of what might happen if I ever pick that out). Over time I have been able to grab vinyl copies of all three – and paid less than a tenner collectively for them, so I’m kind of glad I waited.
‘Butterfly’ is pretty cool, it stems from the days when the Carpets had a much more garage-y sound – although that swirly Clint Boon organ sound still underpins much of their tracks.
Here is the extremely moralistic No More Than Five Words Review “Trainsurfing is stupid and dangerous”.
She’s probably right – here are the other three tracks on the EP, all of which can now be found on the Expanded version of the ‘Life’ album.
Causeway – Inspiral Carpets (1988, Cow Records)
You Can’t Take the Truth – Inspiral Carpets (1988, Cow Records)
Greek Wedding Song – Inspiral Carpets (1988, Cow Records)
Regular readers will know that what follows next is a recommendation from my daughter to you all – I genuinely have no say in this, its part of the deal for her to carry on with this charade. She has saved us this one for you – its possibly the worst song you will have heard in all of 2023 and possibly the worst one you will hear in 2024 and most years after that. It would take Adam Woodyatt teaming up with Limp Bizkit to make a rock jazz version of Paul McCartney’s ‘Frog Chorus’ to topple it. Ladies and gents heres to the worst record you will probably ever hear. Happy New Year.
This Towns Been Too Good To Us (VAVO Remix) – Dylan Scott (2023, Curb Records)