Only Love Can Break Your Heart (A Mix of Two Halves) – Saint Etienne (1990, Heavenly Records)
Points 156
Highest Position First Twice
Oh where do you start. I mean if only there was someone, a friend of the blog, who could tell me something, anything, even the smallest detail about this chap Weatherall, who seems to have somehow got lucky and found himself in the Top Five Greatest W’s. If only we had someone like that, but we don’t. There are a bunch of comments from a few of the Jury though – let’s start at the back, here’s Jez from A History of Dubious Taste, who awarded Weatherall 19 points and backed it up with this line of evidence
“You know as well as I do that I’m not the best placed to provide comment here” – which isn’t that helpful so let’s have some music, whilst we wait for some others to offer an opinion shall we.
Come Home (Weatherall Skunk Weed Skank Mix) – James (1990, Fontana Records) – When I was a lad, my mate Chris found a bunch of records in a box in a skip on the driveway of a house in Rochester and after asking the bloke who was doing the chucking out if he could have them he took them home and all of them were rubbish, apart from one, which was a white label containing this mix. That genuinely happened, the most exciting thing I have ever found in a skip is a sawn-off shotgun, which on reflection is probably quite exciting. Oh, JC has his hand up. I hope this is about Andy Weatherall and isn’t about illicit firearms found in odd places, JC?
I think that the late and great AW might win this thing as his appeal goes right across the board and covers just about every genre. The word is all too often over overused, but he was a genius
Well, yes and no. He was a genius, but no he won’t win this thing as he finished about 70 points behind the winner, oh just in case you’re reading Wendy James, its not you. Let’s have another track remixed by Mr Weatherall shall we.
Smokebelch II (Beatless Mix) – Sabres of Paradise (1993, Warp Records) – and I know I have said it before, about six thousand times, but that is just beautiful isn’t it. Here’s Khayem from the wonderful Dubhed blog who has been bouncing up and down for so long, that he either has something to say or needs the toilet or both. Let’s have one more remix whilst he washes his hand.
Come Together (Two Lone Swordsmen Mix) – Spiritualized (1998, Dedicated Records) – all fifteen glorious minutes of it
“Swiss Adam will without question articulate far better than I why Andrew Weatherall is rocks greatest W. An immense and rewarding body of work, as important to me as David Bowie. No hesitation with where to score my twenty points”
Who is this Swiss Adam that you speak of Khayem…? I mean I was going to offer up that Andrew Weatherall was a chap with a beard who remixed a bunch of tracks and made the tea for Primal Scream whilst they made ‘Screamadelica’, are you telling me that this Swiss Adam can do better than that….? Well, here he is so let’s find out (and the short answer is, he unquestionably can….)
“The greatest remixer and producer British music produced in the acid house period and a man who then meandered in a zig zag line, avoiding the limelight and the big money, through techno, acid house, dub, post punk, rockabilly and garage rock, ever shifting, never giving people exactly what they thought they wanted, resurfacing for a late period purple patch in the 2010s through to his untimely death in 2020. Being a world class DJ in one genre is beyond most people. Weatherall could do it in multiple genres and styles. His bands Sabres of Paradise and Two Lone Swordsmen redefined electronic music. His eye for a quote, a phrase, a picture, a record, a sample was second to none. An inspiration.”
Which is as good a paragraph about Weatherall as you are ever going to read.
I’m going to end with referencing The Guardian as they ran a piece on Weatherall after that untimely death and featured what they claim are to be his ten greatest tracks, here are three of them (and I’ve featured some of the others as well up above) in no order – although they like me should have just asked Swiss Adam.
Glide By Shooting – Two Lone Swordsman (1996, Cacophony Records) – which has this haunting beauty about it.
Explode – Basic Units (2002, Firewire Records) – The Guardian described this as a nicotine stained basement banger and I can’t top that.
And finally…because, well because Songwhip doesn’t have his remix of My Bloody Valentine’s ‘Soon’ for some unknown bloody reason.
Loaded – Primal Scream (1990, Creation Records)
Here is the saccharine coated lyrical test for tomorrow.
“No New Year’s Day to celebrate. No chocolate covered candy hearts to give away”