Today is the last day of May – and if the weather is ok – which I suspect it will – the family and I are going on a catamaran so that we can peer over edge and see if we can spot some whales and dolphins. When I signed up to the activity, it said that actually seeing whales and dolphins was not ‘guaranteed’ and I fear that I may have been lured into this trip by the glowing reviews left on Tripadvisor.
“AMAZING TRIP, we saw sperm whales!!” said one.
“Brilliant, we saw a whole school of dolphins, right next to the boat” glowed another.
“Five Stars, a whale squirted me with water, whilst I sipped a Mojito” gushed a third.
I mean what’s not to like about being squirted by a whale whilst supping a cocktail on board a catamaran. I’ll have three tickets please.
I think what will happen is that the family and I will traipse down to the marina, get on board this posh ‘environmentally friendly’ boat, get wet, and possibly see a dolphin or something fishy in the distance. Then we will sit still for an hour near some caves, whilst some people jump in and swim around for a bit and then head back home. I might of course be wrong, but I have been stung by organised tours before. My daughter wants to see some dolphins, so there better bloody well be some, that’s all I’m going to say.
I once went on an organised ghost tour of Dublin, which took around some dark bits of Dublin and every now and again, an actor with pretty unconvincing make up would jump out on you an make you jump before vanishing back behind the conveniently placed fence.
I also once went on a ghost walk in Calgary, where the guides gave you an electromagnetic machine that detected ‘paranormal’ activity. For thirty five of the forty minutes then machine did nothing, until we reached the ‘most haunted street in Calgary’ when the machines when batshit crazy. Which was a bit weird, until the guide, about an hour later in the pub, revealed that there were cables under the ground which made the machines go crazy.
Here are the last three tracks from 2023, from bands that I have either seen live, heard on the radio, been recommended by friends or just tracks that I have hard for the first time via some form of streaming device.
First up excellent electro punk from London via Ireland from Nixer.
Irish Dancer – Nixer (2023, Blowtorch Records, single)
Next up keeping the slightly European theme that appears to have appeared today, here’s some modern day Mersey beat and Oasis inspired pop mastery from Derby four piece Marseille, who seem to have got away with calling themselves that, despite the heavy metal band from Liverpool that made records in the seventies. This is a good thing because this Marseille, the four piece from Derby that is – are very good indeed, where as the old Liverpool based mob were not – even if they did contain Art Attacks, Neil Buchanan in their original line up (this is genuinely true).
Only Just Begun – Marseille (2023, Broken 8 Records, Single)
and finally, some utterly infectious experimental post punk from Brixton
Woodlouse – Alien Chicks (2022, Self Released single)